Kunt & The Gang-Wanking For England

KUNT AND THE GANG

For those not in the know, Kunt and the Gang consist of Kunt, sometimes assisted by the dummy (Little Kunt) and a backing tape. Oh, and a prosthetic – and frighteningly lifelike – semi - erect penis poking out from beneath his white pyjama suit. The music? Imagine, er, Momus crossed with Depeche Mode, Benny Hill, Ronnie Barker , Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown and The macc lads you’re somewhere on the way to the schoolboyish toilet and onanism transfixed filth that drives this whole venture on.

But is it funny? I’m afraid so. Will we see Kunt and his gang being introduced by Myleene Klass on CD:UK one Saturday morning soon? No chance whatsoever – despite her similar spelling affliction.

With tracks like ‘Semi On (With A Drop Of Pre-Cum)’, ‘Carol Vorderman’ (“Carol’s really glamorous/she wears the latest stuff/she’s fit for fortysomething and I want to doik her muff”) and ‘Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died’ – the track responsible for the tearful, tortured, self-abusing image that is Kunt’s trademark. In his resume im sure sony will be on the phone any day now Granted, you’ll probably only listen to it for 10 minutes, but what a gloriously epic 10 minutes it is. As sexy as having a dead child in one’s bed even.

Right,so here's a couple of filthy tracks of his debut album "I have a little wank and I have a little cry" available here

Just a little wanring,i wouldnt play this at work or with kids around!

1.Have a wank [mp3]
2.soapy tit wank [mp3]
3.I shit my pants [mp3]

Back With A Bang

Well,first off, sorry i havent posted in about a month. I don't really have any excuses,im just lazy. Anyways,to the point. Lastnight i went to my local venue to check out some bands on tour, must say that the headlining and support band were rubbish. However, the second band on were brilliant. They went by the name of Klay and they tore a new arsehole into the line up that night. Heres some info on the band they call.....
They Formed in 2002, They are a four piece, alternative, post - rock band from the South West of England. Live they sounded like a good mix between Quicksand esq punk mixed with the likes of Explosions in the sky. On the demo cd that they gave me theyre a bit more like the latter of the two refferances accompanied by vocals , which to be honest cant really be a bad thing. This is a review of another show they played recently in a simular venue to my local and it describes exactly what they were like lastnight as well.



"The soothing sounds of the guitars set you on the path to an enthralling journey that is Klay. Pulling you through hurricanes and into the eye of the storm on a number of occasions during each song. As Klay wrapped themselves inside their own little world they only returned to thank the crowd after each song as they continued to produce a mixture of sounds. Enthralling the Cavern who were glued to the front of the stage culminating in a brilliant set and are sure to be back soon, with the blessing of all" -rockbeast.com


Right well,heres a couple of tracks off their new demo! the two tracks posted will be on their up and coming album "invitation to an accident" on Lockjaw records.

1.The Pulse [mp3]*
2.Salvador [mp3]*
3.Red Flames

*right click on mp3 to save to disc
you can also check out Klay's website here or myspace here

i will update more soon,i promise.I just spent £60 on a load of 12" and 7" records so there should be lots to post about very soon! I am in need of some help however.It seems my ezarchive account signs its self off every 12 hours or so, when it does this,the links dont work to the mp3s. can anyone tell me how to stop this from happening as it seems my blog is the only one that does it! thanks.

Quick little up.brrrrup

Sorry i havent posted anything over the past week or so. Havent really got any excuses. Ive just been lazy and well,yeah thats a reason good enough in my book! Anyways, im off djing at a party tonight so this up will be brief. Heres a few tunes ive heard recently from some new and old bands that ive been liking this past week!

Silent Front - one off the list of a thousand
Evidence
[Good Friends and a great band.Playing all the hot spots in london at the moment, just about to go on a tour,hopefully the boys will have a better end to the year after just losing thier drummer jimmy. For fans of Shellac, Fugazi and uk bands like Art of burning water. 2 tracks full of noise,rock and good times] - check out thier myspace.

Panda and Angel - Dangerous
[new track from thier debut album out on jade tree records. Great melencholy style indie rock with girl vocals on the same wave as cat power,pj harvey and azure ray]

Sleater-Kinney -Words and guitar
[Recently found out that the kinney have split up!This track taken from my favourite sleater album Dig Me Out.They will be missed]

Thats all for now, gotta make like a tree and get the hell outta here.Have a good weekend night crawlers.

Quien,es BOOM!

Quien es,Boom!

"The foundation of the Quien es, BOOM! sound is laid out by the chimey guitar work of the band's two founders, writing partners Jason Butler and Dabney Dwelle. Recalling early and the melodic side of REMSonic Youth, the pair interweave delicate appreggios hypnotically throughout the seven songs that make up the sturdy, refreshing "Cast Your Burdens Aside" ep"

Anyone who likes sonic youth,pele,ghosts and vodka,modest mouse,beck or wilco to name a few will love this band! check out two mp3s below taken from their debut EP "cast your burdens aside" realesed on sixgun lover records.

Mp3's
Quien es,boom! - Brittle britches
Quien es,boom! - Our home edna
Quien es,boom! Myspace

Go go gadget superchunk

SUPERCHUNK

As usual i have no idea where to start with this band. For one i cant even remember how i first came about hearing them, it could of either been thanks to a BMX video called Road fools back in 97' or through hype from a zine i used to get that i cant even remember the name of now thanks to a friend of mine Mr J.Daniels.

Either way, since the first time i heard them i have never ever stopped loving them, the more i listen to them the more i like them! Most bands that ive gotten into over the years have produced some amazing first few years of music and then seem to change everything great about them and start to follow a new lables "great new sound" or try too hard to follow whats hot right now instead of keeping up what theyve always done! Superchunk on the other hand have done the opposit! Instead of following all the passing fads and sounds and fashions they just stuck to their guns and kept doing what they always did, and that was straight up great American indie rock.

"Superchunk released Superchunk in 1990, a critically-lauded LP. In spite of the ensuing bidding war, Superchunk decided to stay independent, sticking with Matador Records for their second, just as critically-lauded LP, No Pocky for Kitty, followed by a collection of singles, Tossing Seeds and another pair of well-reviewed LP's, On the Mouth and Foolish.

Superchunk singer Mac McCaughan and bassist Laura Ballance launched Merge Records to release the band's future albums, as well as other indie-rock acts, including Lambchop and The Arcade Fire. They continue touring and recording, appearing on Lollapalooza and backing a minor hit in "Hyper Enough" (from Here's Where the Strings Come In). In 1999, Superchunk released Come Pick Me Up.

The band has not released a new studio album since 2001's Here's to Shutting Up, and their most recent tour was in support of the 2003 compilation Cup of Sand. Their most recent show was played at this year's South by Southwest in Austin, Texas." -wikipedia

Listening back to this always takes me back to when i was younger wishing i could live in america and have friends like Pete and Pete from The adventures of pete and pete! ahummm. anyways heres a few tunes thanks to the superchunk website

SUPERCHUNK MP3

Mower
from on the mouth

Hyper Enough
from Here's Where The Strings Come In

Tie A Rope To The Back Of The Bus
from No Pocky for Kitty

Her Royal Fisticuffs
from The Laughter Guns e.p

Hello Hawk
from Come Pick Me Up

One hell of a bender

Ill Ease

"Brooklyn New York's Ill Ease is the solo band of multi instrumentalist Elizabeth Sharp. After playing drums in New Radiant Storm King for 5 years. Sharp decided to go it alone in 1998 recording three albums for the Smilex label which brought her to the attention of Too Pure/Beggars Group. Her first UK album release "The Exorcist" came out in 2004 and "The After After Party Party" EP followed in 2005.

The Ill Ease live show is a fun fuelled whirlwind of deconstructed guitar riffs, bass loops and drum licks performed as one seamless set with one song melting in to the next Like Ill Ease recordings, many songs in the live performance begin with the drums, are built up with bass loops and fragmented guitar riffs, and then fully animated by cityscape sound collages, aka found sounds, like car horns and police sirens. Elizabeth Sharp runs the Ill Ease show from her drum stool front of stage delivering her unique slippery vocal style which crests over and contrasts with the drums, guitar, bass, shaker, tambourine and everything else that rattles and buzzes. Ill Ease manifest snippets of Chicagoan electric blues and warped Rolling Stones b-sides all scratched and skipping to a New York noise with a hip-hop beat. Sonic dissonance with recalcitrant vocal hooks that won't go home. Woozy rhythms that won't stumble out until after last call. A one-piece that you'd swear was a 5 piece if you blurred your eyes." -sxsw

Here's some quality tunes for your sexual pleasures

ILL EASE
1.One hell of a bender-[download]
2.Malfuntion junction
3.Dear krazy

Myspaz

Elizabeth also has a load of her photography on the ill ease site, some of its pretty damn cool! click here to check it out.

They'll be one whiskey too many tonight

today's update is a fair well tribute to a friend I don't see too often these days who is leaving London to live upt north! I know he thinks this band im about to write about as one of his favorites as well as one of mine so here it is!

LUCERO

I don't really want to write about one specific album by Memphis born alt-country rockers Lucero, I feel that just writing about one album and only putting up a couple of tunes from one album wouldn't give them enough justice! So im going to put up some of my favorite all time Lucero tracks! I know this is the second alt-country band I've written about in a week but whatever,don't like it?Then sling ya hook! im not very good at giving detailed descriptions of bands so I'll let these nerds do it

"Adding a Southern flavor to their love of the indie folk-pop of Ida, Memphis alt-country rockers Lucero have suffered the turbulence that comes with the indie scene, but their story of perseverance and survival is triumphant, so much so that director Aaron Goldman made a film about it. Formed by leader Ben Nichols in the late '90s, Lucero took their name from the Spanish word meaning "bright star." After releasing a single on the Landmark label, Lucero signed with the alternative country label Madjack for their 2001 self-titled debut. Momentum started to build with their 2002 release Tennessee. With critics picking up on their rock and Replacements edge, a decision was made to sign with the more diverse label Tiger Style. The 2003 release That Much Further West earned them positive reviews and a spot on Rolling Stone's "Hot List." Things seemed to be going well, but as the album was catching indie fire, Tiger Style announced they were closing shop. The band formed their own label, Liberty & Lament, and worked on their next album with famed musician/producer Jim Dickinson. Released in spring of 2005, Nobody's Darlings featured the most Southern-fried sounds from the band yet. Mixing archival footage along with footage shot during the recording of the album, Goldman premiered his Lucero documentary Dreaming in America in September of 2005. A month later the film was released on DVD and CD/DVD featuring 13 rare live bonus tracks" - allmusic

The DVD the review talked about can be found here! I highly recommend buying it if you like the band or want to get into them! It shows great insight into how much these guys give to make the band work and keep going!Also the sound quality on the live show parts is excellent and every gig makes you feel like your actually there!Its rad!

So anyways,coming up is a little "spasticus' greatest lucero hits" mix! For anyone who is a fan of Against me!,The weakerthans,Rumbleseat,buffalo tom and uncle tupelo! Hopefully you will really like this band! So here it is;

Lucero mp3s

1.Kiss the Bottle (jawbreaker cover) taken from "my best girl" 7"- [lyrics]
2.Raising Hell- Taken from Lucero s/t - [lyrics]
3.sweet little thing- from Tennessee - [lyrics]
4.Tonight aint gunna be good- from That much further west -
5.Tears don't matter much - from That much further west - [lyrics]
6.Sixteen*- from Nobody's Darlings - [lyrics]*spasticus present fav
7.Bikeriders - from Nobody's Darlings - [lyrics]
8.California- from Nobody's Darlings - [lyrics]
8.Tennesse stomp refrain(instrumental) - from Eight paces to Jackson -

As always,if you like this band and these mp3s please buy the albums here