Kunt & The Gang-Wanking For England

KUNT AND THE GANG

For those not in the know, Kunt and the Gang consist of Kunt, sometimes assisted by the dummy (Little Kunt) and a backing tape. Oh, and a prosthetic – and frighteningly lifelike – semi - erect penis poking out from beneath his white pyjama suit. The music? Imagine, er, Momus crossed with Depeche Mode, Benny Hill, Ronnie Barker , Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown and The macc lads you’re somewhere on the way to the schoolboyish toilet and onanism transfixed filth that drives this whole venture on.

But is it funny? I’m afraid so. Will we see Kunt and his gang being introduced by Myleene Klass on CD:UK one Saturday morning soon? No chance whatsoever – despite her similar spelling affliction.

With tracks like ‘Semi On (With A Drop Of Pre-Cum)’, ‘Carol Vorderman’ (“Carol’s really glamorous/she wears the latest stuff/she’s fit for fortysomething and I want to doik her muff”) and ‘Wanking Over A Pornographic Polaroid Of An Ex-Girlfriend Who Died’ – the track responsible for the tearful, tortured, self-abusing image that is Kunt’s trademark. In his resume im sure sony will be on the phone any day now Granted, you’ll probably only listen to it for 10 minutes, but what a gloriously epic 10 minutes it is. As sexy as having a dead child in one’s bed even.

Right,so here's a couple of filthy tracks of his debut album "I have a little wank and I have a little cry" available here

Just a little wanring,i wouldnt play this at work or with kids around!

1.Have a wank [mp3]
2.soapy tit wank [mp3]
3.I shit my pants [mp3]

Back With A Bang

Well,first off, sorry i havent posted in about a month. I don't really have any excuses,im just lazy. Anyways,to the point. Lastnight i went to my local venue to check out some bands on tour, must say that the headlining and support band were rubbish. However, the second band on were brilliant. They went by the name of Klay and they tore a new arsehole into the line up that night. Heres some info on the band they call.....
They Formed in 2002, They are a four piece, alternative, post - rock band from the South West of England. Live they sounded like a good mix between Quicksand esq punk mixed with the likes of Explosions in the sky. On the demo cd that they gave me theyre a bit more like the latter of the two refferances accompanied by vocals , which to be honest cant really be a bad thing. This is a review of another show they played recently in a simular venue to my local and it describes exactly what they were like lastnight as well.



"The soothing sounds of the guitars set you on the path to an enthralling journey that is Klay. Pulling you through hurricanes and into the eye of the storm on a number of occasions during each song. As Klay wrapped themselves inside their own little world they only returned to thank the crowd after each song as they continued to produce a mixture of sounds. Enthralling the Cavern who were glued to the front of the stage culminating in a brilliant set and are sure to be back soon, with the blessing of all" -rockbeast.com


Right well,heres a couple of tracks off their new demo! the two tracks posted will be on their up and coming album "invitation to an accident" on Lockjaw records.

1.The Pulse [mp3]*
2.Salvador [mp3]*
3.Red Flames

*right click on mp3 to save to disc
you can also check out Klay's website here or myspace here

i will update more soon,i promise.I just spent £60 on a load of 12" and 7" records so there should be lots to post about very soon! I am in need of some help however.It seems my ezarchive account signs its self off every 12 hours or so, when it does this,the links dont work to the mp3s. can anyone tell me how to stop this from happening as it seems my blog is the only one that does it! thanks.